DESCRIPTION

I LOVE DEATH
He was winning the girl. The girl becomes pregnant. Over the years, the child grows up, goes to school, in military service. It was a disorderly person.
Then go to a bar where he meets with his girlfriend and get married. Live together. The boy is going to work, eat, work, sleep, work, eat, sleep ... It becomes routine.
One day he finds his wife with another person.
As we age going to a nursing home and takes refuge there for the rest of his life.

BITCH
A man walks into a supermarket to make a purchase.
The just buy a can of tuna.
When the man was standing in line to pay is an old woman who was going to shop for food and beverage products.
The man stares at the lady and she says the look with words, his wallet and shows him a picture of a young man who claims to be the son of the woman.
She keeps talking about the man in the picture and observes strange gentleman and smiles.
After a few minutes and then move the man to the case, says goodbye to wife and mother tells the child responds lady keeps staring at the cashier.
When he was going to pay your bill, you learn that the lady has stolen, then leave everything to your account and astonished said that does not know it, the worse the cashier does not believe him because he said goodbye to her mother telling.
There realizes that the old was a bitch.